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What if the secret to success... was writing about success you haven't had yet?

E-BOOK ABOUT WRITING AN E-BOOK FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO WRITE E-BOOKS

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This is the e-book that helped change the author's own life—literally. Because he wrote it. And then sold it. And now he's using the money to survive late-stage capitalism.

Inside this book, you'll learn to:

  • ✅ Pretend you're an expert with just three Reddit threads and a dream
  • ✅ Format your laziness into "professional PDF"
  • ✅ Review your own work like it changed their soul
  • ✅ Launch like Beyoncé with the emotional stability of a houseplant
  • ✅ Sell hope, humor, and Helvetica as a lifestyle

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E-Book About Writing an E-Book Cover - Satirical guide to ebook hustle culture
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Self-Published. Self-Diagnosed. Self-Aware.
Mom's Favorite Author Award!

What People Are Saying (Totally Real Reviews)

"This book changed my PayPal balance."
— Influencer with 12 followers
"I didn't read it, but the cover slapped."
— Guy in my comments section
"PDF royalty energy."
— @hustle.papi.real.official.biz
"It helped change my life."
— Me, unironically
"This e-book completely changed the way I see online income. I've already read it twice!"
— MotivatedReader92 (definitely not my burner account)
"I've read a lot of e-books. This one felt like my brain got a latte and a hug."
— Anonymous genius
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Author looking thoughtfully out a window while holding a coffee, wearing a hoodie - the quintessential ebook entrepreneur aesthetic

About the Author

Hi, I'm the person who had the audacity to write an e-book about writing e-books. I didn't set out to become an author. I set out to make money without changing out of pajama pants.

My qualifications include:

  • Three YouTube videos watched at 1.5x speed
  • Two conflicting Reddit threads (I cited the one that matched my gut feeling)
  • One Medium article by someone holding coffee
  • Unshakeable confidence in my ability to Google with swagger

I've successfully convinced the internet I'm successful, and now I'm here to teach you the same beautiful delusion that got me this far.

Whether you're an aspiring digital mogul or just here for the jokes, this book will either make you laugh, make you think, or accidentally inspire you to start a passive income empire built entirely on sarcasm.

What You Get When You Buy This Beautiful Disaster

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The Full E-Book

All 10 chapters of satirical wisdom, formatted with big fonts and double spacing because page count inflation is how we win

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Bonus Chapter

An extra section on "Reviews: Fake It 'Til It's Verified" (it's literally just a checklist but it sounds fancy)

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Get immediate access to your PDF of questionable life advice and professional-looking margins

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Lifetime Updates

If I ever fix the typos or add more delusion, you'll get the updated version for free

Frequently Asked Questions (That I Made Up)

Is this a real book?

It's as real as my expertise, which is to say it exists in PDF form and you can definitely download it.

Will this actually help me write an e-book?

Absolutely. It will teach you everything I learned about writing e-books while writing this e-book about writing e-books. It's very meta.

What's your refund policy?

If this book doesn't change your life, perspective, or at least your opinion of people who write e-books about writing e-books, I'll refund your money. No questions asked.*

*Questions will definitely be asked, but they'll be gentle ones.

Are you qualified to teach this?

I wrote an e-book about writing e-books. If that doesn't qualify me to teach people how to write e-books, I don't know what does.

Join the Absurd, Beautiful Club of E-Book Authors

Whether you're an aspiring digital mogul or just here for the jokes, this book will either:

1. Make you laugh
2. Make you think
Or accidentally inspire you to start a passive income empire built entirely on sarcasm

Limited-Time PDF Experience!

This offer won't last forever (mainly because I'll probably get bored and move on to my next delusional project)

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